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Number One With A Bullard

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Gabe Bullard
Mar 20, 2025
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It’s the year of the snail in Switzerland.

Every year, a preservation organization designates an animal to celebrate. The year we moved was the year of the hedgehog, which I thought explained why the grocery stores sold little hedgehogs sculpted out of raw ground pork with onions for quills and peppercorn eyes, until I learned that’s just a thing some pe…

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